A Quick Note...for folks who think I started off hating on this flick...not the case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3R1MOJKMpw
And if you want the short, 14 minute version (instead of this 2 hour version), then watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIxllBvZAkk
This one is for my Fans, Friends, and Subscribers. And bottom line...if you want a Good action film, watch John Wick. And if you want a PG-13 action film, then watch The Avengers or Transporter 1 & 2 or Taken. Or just watch the Original PG Ninja Turtles film.
And so...the time has come. It's a review for a movie that honestly I had no interest in seeing...and although it is Long I wouldn't say it's a 'great/epic' one.
But...a lot of people asked me for this. And being on youtube, I have been blessed with many kind comments, wonderful gifts, and good folks checking out my channel.
And trust me...I got Nothing else out of the deal by watching this Pile of Horse Piss. I don't get paid by Youtube (so it doesn't matter how many 'views' I get...1 or 1,000, I still don't get anything...so please folks, don't give me that crap about 'well you're just doing it to get views'...I mean, what would that really accomplish?)
But hey...thank god I now got to see Mikey farting in faces or talking about his Boner. And thank god I get to see more of Megan Fox's 'Acting'. And thank god we get action scenes with barely any Actual Fight choreography that was worth a flying fuck.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 2014 film based on the franchise of the same name. A reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film series, the film is directed by Jonathan Liebesman, and stars Megan Fox, Johnny Knoxville, Pete Ploszek, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Alan Ritchson, Danny Woodburn, Tony Shalhoub, William Fichtner, and Will Arnett.
The film was announced shortly before Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles co-creator Peter Laird sold the rights to the franchise to Nickelodeon in 2009.
It was produced by Nickelodeon Movies and Michael Bay's production company Platinum Dunes, and distributed by Paramount Pictures.
The film was released on August 8, 2014 and received generally negative reviews, with critics commenting the unoriginal plot and characters, acting performances and pacing; but was a box office success, grossing over $434 million worldwide, and becoming Nickelodeon Movies' highest grossing film. A sequel is scheduled to be released on June 3, 2016.