Jaws 3-D (also known as Jaws 3) is a 1983 horror/thriller film and the third installment of the Jaws series. Despite the first two being great movies, Jaws 3-D was widely panned by both Jaws fans and critics. At the time of the film's release, it was the most hated film in the series, until Jaws: The Revenge was released four years later.
While following an unsuspecting team of water skiers, a great white shark enters SeaWorld Orlando through its closing gates. Meanwhile, Florida announces the opening of the park's new underwater tunnels. Kathryn "Kay" Morgan (Bess Armstrong), the park's senior marine biologist, and her assistants notice the resident dolphins are afraid of leaving their pen. Shelby Overman (Harry Grant), a mechanic, dives into the water to repair and secure the gates. He is killed and devoured by the shark, leaving only his severed right arm. Later that night, two men sneak into the park and go underwater to steal coral they intend to sell, but both are killed by the shark.
The next day, Kay and Michael Brody (Dennis Quaid) are informed of Overman's disappearance. They go down in a submarine to look for his corpse, and during the search, they encounter a smaller shark. The dolphins rescue Kay and Mike but the shark escapes back into the park. The news of the shark is disbelieved by the manager of SeaWorld Calvin Bouchard (Louis Gossett Jr.), though it excites his hunter friend, Phillip FitzRoyce (Simon MacCorkindale), who states his intention to kill the shark on network television. Kay protests and suggests capturing and keeping the shark alive in captivity, to guarantee more publicity for the park. The shark is successfully captured and Kay and her staff nurse it to health. Calvin, desperate to start the money rolling in immediately, orders it moved to an exhibit, but the shark dies.
Later, Overman's remains are discovered. Reviewing what's left of him, Kay realizes that the shark that killed him is the first shark's mother, and that it must also be inside the park. She is able to convince Calvin about this newest development when the shark herself shows up at the window of the underwater cafe. Flushed out from her refuge inside a filtration pipe, the shark begins to wreak havoc on the park, injures a water skier, and causes a leak that nearly drowns everyone in the underwater tunnel. FitzRoyce and his assistant Jack go down to the filtration pipe in an attempt to lure the shark back in as a trap. FitzRoyce leads the shark into the pipe, but is then attacked and killed.
Hearing the shark has been lured into the pipe, Michael and Kay go down to repair the underwater tunnel so the technicians can restore air pressure and drain the water. Calvin orders the pump to be shut down to suffocate the shark, but this act instead allows her to break free from the pipe and attack Michael and Kay, but they are saved by the dolphins. They make their way back to the control room, but the shark appears in front of the window and smashes through the glass, flooding the room and killing technician Fred, Calvin's nephew. Michael notices FitzRoyce's corpse still in the shark's throat with a grenade, and uses a bent pole to pull its pin, blowing the shark to smithereens. In the aftermath, Mike and Kay celebrate with the dolphins, who survived their brush with the shark.
Why It Sucks
- The 3D effects are stupid and they look extremely fake (such as a floating arm in the water).
- The Shark was a male in the first two movies and the fourth film, but in this movie, the Shark is a female. Also, mother sharks do not care for their young.
- Orlando, Florida is a good 30 miles from the sea - it is impossible for a shark (or dolphin, for that matter) to swim into SeaWorld from the ocean.
- There's a few scenes where the Shark looks way too fake (The Shark did look fake in the other films, but it didn't look fake enough).
- The film doesn't have Martin Brody in it for no explained reason (It gets even more stupid in the next film where it is mentioned that he died from a heart attack from the fear of sharks. How the hell is Brody afraid of sharks if he killed two of them, and got a job where he keeps an eye out for sharks?).
- There's a scene where it looks like Philip FitzRoyce (the cocky British oceanographer) trying to cast a spell on the Shark.
- There is also a scene where the Shark floats, not swims, but she slowly floats towards the control facility where the main characters are, and they don't leave as soon as she starts coming towards them, they just sit there screaming at the Shark, until she breaks the window causing the entire control facility to get flooded.
- There were people who got trapped inside a underwater haunted house, mostly because of the Shark, but when the main characters finally kill the Shark, one of the main characters asks if the dolphins are okay instead of the freakin' people. They could have died in there!
- The scene where the Shark gets blown up looks like a CGI version of Itchy killing Scratchy.
- There is a scene where the Shark could have killed a woman, but instead, she just nips her leg - not bites, nips.
- One of the Shark's victims was a coral robber and he claims that he would get a lot of money if he did it. Why and how would you get a lot of money just for stealing an underwater plant?
- The main protagonists play stupid games with their girlfriends.
- This film launched the career of co-star Lea Thompson, who would later star in the Back To The Future films.
- Some scenes are unintentionally funny, like Dennis Quaid's reaction to Shelby Overman's remains and when the sharks swims into the control facility and floods it.
- Some of the shark attack scenes are pretty good.
- It's kind of nice to see the dolphins saving the day (unless you hate dolphins).
Jaws 3-D was widely panned by critics. It got nominated for five Razzie Awards (Worst Picture, Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst New Star), but received none.
The film currently holds an 11% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 28 reviews, with an average rating of 2.9/10. On Metacritic, the film has a score of 27/100, based on 9 reviews. On Common Sense Media, the film has a rating of 2/5 stars. It also got a 3.6/10 on IMDb.